SLIM CHANCES

hey.

thechronicleofshe:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

I’m crying

like literal tears.

Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

but not this time

this time, 

its real

(Source: timetoputonashow, via khdreams)

fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

(via 2pcanadas)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via 2werelone)

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy, via reve-reine)

cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

(via soraspromise)

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

(Source: gxldslvgs, via 13reasonswhyyouraslut)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via 13reasonswhyyouraslut)

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

(Source: obelikov, via 13reasonswhyyouraslut)

silscruse:

Women from the Assassin’s Creed series

(via illbeyourquartermaster)

pinkrhinoceros:

insertfancyurl:

Wait this is actually so helpful

where was this when i was making my lembas bread

pinkrhinoceros:

insertfancyurl:

Wait this is actually so helpful

where was this when i was making my lembas bread

(Source: kachinaslol, via toaster-monster)

Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

(Source: vampiireweekennd, via 2pcanadas)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via 13reasonswhyyouraslut)

eglads:

can’t stop drawing rude foxes

stickers and shirts on [redbubble]

(via lightningfarronsboobs)